changing from jeans to pajama pants
IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
remember how innocent chris brown was in his wall to wall days
no but i remember when he pushed rihanna from wall to wall
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told
do u ever just look in the mirror and ur like woah this is me
like im this person and i will be until i die
u know ahat im saying
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
does anyone even know if they’re saying swag ironically or not anymore
how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours
like brown
there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno
but Crayola’s gotta be all
nah man
and don’t get me started on purple like
ah yes
this is the colour of our friendship
what does this even mean
colours are fucking confusing
its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”




